This is the first half of a goth-style poem I found at work. Someone had printed it out and I couldn't resist. Unfortunately, I can't give you the poem, since it isn't mine. Trust me, this is for the best. The second half - tomorrow!

Comics which are rad
Achewood
American Elf
Bear and Kitten
Boy on a Stick and Slither
Cat and Girl
The Dada Detective
Diesel Sweeties
Devil's Panties
Dinosaur Comics
Feral Chicken
Girls with Slingshots
Hey Pais
Patches
Penny Arcade
Pictures for Sad Children
PVP Online
Questionable Content
Scary Go Round
Wapsi Square
White Ninja
XKCD